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hello.
happy belated egg day! Appearantly everyone i know got easter baskets and candy and all that jazz but i didn't. Sine when did easter become some big commercial holiday?? I just finished signing up for the SAT's sooo much pressure. OMG every time i tell someone i want to major in photography they all give me the "ehhh" face. fuckkkk you! [= i will be successful and prove you all wrong! well i guess thats all for now. Oh wait!!! i love you.

loo-zaa!

Yesterday was actually fun! I was sick but i went to the mall with sandra and it was st pattys day! It was alll good. And fun especially when there were flying peanuts involved. Today i didn't go to school because i went to some trip and it was kinda sorta boring. But today went bad after school Whatever i don't care anymore. That asshole needs to get his shit straight. They're both fucking annoying! God if you guys go out then at least fuck like you're suppose to! Heres an idea for him: tie a leash around her neck and don't forget to walk her and don't forget to go through her phone. This WAS a great friendship that now is officially dead. fuck all this shit!!! its done!

Why hello there.

Boom! Bang! Zap! I seem to be quite hyper today even though i'm kinda sorta sick. gawd I'm dying. Oooohhh did you know that Chinese kids want to die for their country when they grow up?! Yea I was watching th BBC and thats what the Chinese said. AHH! tomorrows St. Patty's day! I must wear green tomorrow. I was suppose to watch Horton hears a who but someone didn't want to go because its palm sunday and she must must must obey her religon and buy a fancy palm to wave at the plastic jesus statue thingy at her church. Lol theres this old lady where i work and she was all like "Don't get drunk on monday!" I was all like Huh o_O? She told me this whole story about how kids used to get drunk in the good ol' days. The popes coming to yonkers. Yes sir. I have no idea why. I wouldn't be surprised if he died while driving his gold cart. The man is kinda old. Well thats is all i have to report for today. peace.




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I really feel like dancing.

liar!

Listen to me! How is it possible to waste your text messages if you said you got unlimited!? Learn how to use the fucking phone! God! dfhvhdvfkl fuck it. Moving on, i noticed I've laughed a lot lately. Thats good right?? hahahahahaha oh theres this certain person whos been fake lately. they're all cool and stuff out of school but in school they're faker than barbies vagina. loser. I'm reallllly sick right now. I think I'm going to die! (cue dramatic music; dun dun dun) Oh yea remember when i used to like draw pictures and stuff? Well thats dead. Now I"m going to put a random picture from my day. It could be anything from a camel toe to dog shit. And you're gonna love it. Heres the first one:



Her shoes are the sex.

She lost it!

Oh my god! i mean allah, oh my allah! She lost it! I can't believe she lost it. So sad. Damn i can't believe she lost her ipod. lol. It was her life and now its gone. I wonder if she can get her boyfriend to get her a new one cause you know hes rich and gets paid $16 an hour. Cause you know hes phil. Phils do that. Anyhoo my week so far sucked balls man! it just did! I come out of work at 5pm and i didnt get picked up until 6. One whole freaking hour in the rain and cold cause not even the store was open. What a bitch. Seriously. Ohhhh and a friend confessed to me a BIG secret thats like bigger than pamela andersons boobs. ehhh my eyes hurt sooo much. Oh yea im obsessed with 'Gene simmons family jewels' yup i love it. You should watch it. like now! go to your tv and swith to channel 46 AE and watch it. I have homework to do so im going to go finish it. Sorry if this was like ehhh im tired. Peace bay bay!!!


p.s. Kiss the lips between my hips<---haha micheles sexual appearantly.

I wanna see you shake.

Hello! I know i know i havent written in this for like a loooong time but yea. i just moved and i dont get the interweb connected until tomorrow so yea. Well so much has happened. first some kid got stabbed at school. wtf was that? fucking psycho running around campus. Oh yea i moved! did i say that already? but only one street over. lol. yessir. Guess what!!! brittni from texas is sooo cool i wanna tie her up to my bed post and rub her knee all night long. Yea well im kinda tired casue i just had to walk all the way from the square. Israel Mejia does not walk! lol. Im actually blogging right now because i was requested to. Guess some pepople do like this idk.

p.s. new drawings coming soon.