Ha!

wow. i tried to blog like a loooong time ago but the site wouldnt let me. wierd. anyjoo! thanksgiving day is tomorrow! i really want to go to the macy's day parade. I think i will. I hate Kristal fro having a job and canceling oin plans! dumb penis head.


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I spend my nights

wishing i was roaming the city that i love. ny. thinking about Alfred JB. oh how i wish i were free. all those that surround me arent really there for me when i'm in dire need. oh help. for i am lost in a sea of dreams. is anyone listening? is anyone there for me? can you see me?

All together now.

yo yo yo.
I'm odee sore kneegrow. like odeeeeeee. im sitting here at the comp while im watching final destination something and god i hate those movies. so stupid and doesnt everyone die!? whats the whole fucking point? yea, so for halloween(second time celebrating it in my life, hmmm god.) and i might go to the village and go to the parade to see whats the big fuss is about. oh my damn that final dest movie thing finished, now scream started--i hate scary movies. anyway, i might be the pope. ew im hyping this shit too much. omg! drew barrymore is this scream movie! run bitch run no wait he's in the house! be careful! ahhh! call the popo. stupid movie. i have to go cosume shopping tomorrow. adios.

hoopla!?

whats with all the "register to vote!" campaigns!? everywheree i turn its all like vote vote vote or DIE!i hope obama and mccain lose. I want to be president. I wont bullshit you.

school is whack like crack. but i still love it. The people are ehh and im like the only cool kid in there i mean come on. yo ha. I went to mc donalds to get some chicken nuggets and i was so close to say "can i get some nigger nuggets please" i stopped myself. It was an accident! Reginas spektors music is pretty rad. all them soft melodies and such. shit im sick and tired. adios. im going to go and get ready to switch rooms. peace.

shame on me.

i havent been on this in the longest time ever!
i decided to start blogging again. i notice not many guys blog. but then again im not like any guy.
im israel the great!
fear me...well on second thought dont.
love me i say!

I know!

ive been kinda busy with work and what not. im cutting off my hair this friday!!

oh joy.


call me hot stuff ;)

i know

goodbye for now.

shit, freds moving back o florida. but why would someone move away from New york? Everythings here. idk. Well i go a new phone at las,t, got the instinct which appearantly no one has ever heard of, it just came out like 3 weeks ago. get with the program. :) oh who the fuck celebrates the fourth of july? people make too much of a big deal closing down the stored and shit, why!? fireworks dont start until like 9pm. call down. sjbjhsf :)

Say aha

!!! yah trick yahhhh. I wish i was young again like 10 you know? When everything was simple. Oh i'm getting to go to an advance screening of that movie 'the wackness' on june 30th yea movie better be good. I've been having the urge for some mexican tv. ahh i dont even knpw what im wrtitting about. i just seem to be losing my mind. well schools out and i'm gonna spend my summer working, oh joy. all i do is clean shit and feed dogs and it does get a bit boring. oh well, gotta save up for that future mac book. ok well im gonna go drink water and watch tv. adios amigo!!

"youre kinda full of yourself"

i know. Ive been told more than once that i think I'm the shit *coughrosemariecough* and that my ego's to big and all that and yea i own up to it. I do think high of myself, but like i was telling my friend yesterday its better to think you're "the shit" then not to cause that way you think you're somebody and eventually you'll become somebody instead of thinking you're like everyone else. Cause if you are like everybody else then you're pretty much boring and plain and as interesting as a plastic plant. So thats my view on well me! lol. ok I'm done with this subject i suggest you start thinking you're the shit too that way people will respect you. don't let anyone walk over you.

it happened.

so i saw 'the happening' today it was ok. Went with sandra, sam, walle (i think thats how you spell his name) and some other kids. I only paid 75 cents for the ticket cause i had like some sort of free ticket discount which at the end didnt matter cause that waller guy got us in for free cause he works there. i felt bad cause he also got us food in the theater. Then went to burger king with sam and sandra and just walked around the mall. Trust me it was sooooooo boring im mean it was good company but i guess it was just awkward and we didnt really have anything to talk about but nonetheless we walked and talked. Finally came home but me and sandra were caught in the rain and got soaked but we thought we looked cool walking in the rain without sweaters or umbrellas. lol. Then went to her house took some very odd picture of her (i told her i could totally see her taking semi-nude pictures) and then came home. my day was long and a bit boring but ehhh at least i did something.

Boom!

It rained! a miracle. after the horrible heat wave we had it finally rained! but it rained too much, i was coming back from work and the streets were flooded so it took us like about 2 hours to get home. I met a new girl at my job today, he goes by the name cynthia. shes cool. anyhooo i like water, drinking it. So i guess im going to the movies monday but i dont know what to watch, everything seems so boring. ugh. yea so yea so yea so. im going to go eat a cheese stick. Remember those? Its a mozzarella string cheese stick that you have to peel? no? oh well. peace. boom chaka laka.

Cheeky.

I like that word cheeky. its British no? so today i took my history finals and then went to barnes and noble, i learn new shit every time i go there! Oh shit i went to stew leonards and saw this banana lady robotic machine that dances and sings the 'Chiquita banana' song. remarkably i remembered all the words. yea. thats about it. nothing interesting. Oh wait and heres some advice for the "perfect" smile. every time you're about or smile and get photographed say prune under your breath and bam! you've got the perfect smile. i know, that was pretty useless but informative! Cheeky.

How the fcuk do i make a mad face!?

its fucking hot!!!

im going to my room. i have the AC there.

p.s. tomorrows the last day of school!

i love you,___!

so its thurday! 3 more days to go until school finishes! yes yes yes. SO far everythings going good. I even got an 81 on my medical finals. I ate a whole nag of sour patch candy things and my tounge really hurts now. I like that song 'nobody move,nobody get hurt' by We are scientists. yea its pretty good. mmm i feel like going to church, i didnt go last week, theres tis kid inn my class who only goes in the winter cause in the summer or whatever hes playing soccer like a true mexican. hey im mexican, i should be doing that, err maybe not. Some other kidd got a tattoo in my school, makes me wanna get one. im gonna go eat turkey HAM now. and some water. yea, water sounds good. peace. do leave a comment.

burp, excuse me.

I went to barnes & nobles today i was reading this book called "how to talk to anyone", i guess it was one of those self help books and it was pretty cool. Im going to try some of the tips they mentioned which one of them includes making direct eye contact with whoever youre talking to but not enough to freak them out cause then theyll think youre into them or something. yea well right now im watching the tayvayy(tv) and theres nothing good on, ever watched tv with the mute on and you notice all thier expressions and actually know what theyre feeling or saying cause youre more focused on their faces and stuff? no? well i guess im the weird one of the bunch. peace.

Finally.

Tomorrows the first day of the last complete week of school. Cant believe this year went by fast. Ill soon be a senior and then college and then i dont know. Yea well this year was good. sorta. i noticed how more people were more open this year with everything from sex to life, or is it that they were always open and im just realizing these changes. hmmm yea well today i tried reading all the magazines i have gotten in the past week which is like impossible. Im currently subscribed to 5 magazines and theyre all fairly thick so that means a lot of reading and im also finishing reading "i love you, beth cooper" an awesome book which i also found out theyre going to make a movie out of it which i hope they dont fuck up the book. hate when that happens. but other than that its a good book. I guess i have to go finish doing last minute homework and then watch tv to kill time. peace. WAIT! wait wait, no forget it. peace.

Crunk.

Hey!
im bored. So i'm back from work. I learned how to rake and what a real weed whacker is. I tell you, i learn new shit over there all the time. Its humid today and it was suppose to rain but idk. You know what show i like? Chowder. its awesome. and i think im in love with leigh lezark. shes just like wow. honestly. ohhhhh recently theres been this video playing on mtv and its by this artist her names kerli and the videos cool and all but i feel like shes trying to hard. and ive come to the conclusion that spanish channels are tacky. i dont care for them even though i am hispanic and should be watching soccer games and what not. yea well im going to go to the bodega! slim jimss.


heres the video from that girl kerli. its a bit weird but tasteful.

Would you like some gas??.

guess what!? i got a job offer today. guess where? At a fucking gas station! hahahaha. i said nooooo thank you sir. Imagine me pumping gas? haha i know, i couldn't either. I've never even pumped gas in my life!! I'll probably end up over filling the tank or whatever and the car will explode and it'll all be my fault. hmmmm. anyhoo i thought that was a good laugh. did you know that the British don't have any oreos! how can that be? p.s. i hate nightmares. peace. 8 more days until the last day of school!

i aint fakin this.

Have you heard the news?? Apparently our school once had a prostitute and drug dealer and prom queen and king. what a laugh. hahaha laugh i said, laugh! So lately ive been knocking to the ting tings which are wickedly awesome. Theyre like a mix of retro pop and something else that sounds cool. So school was fun today except third period. I was so tired. You know when youre tired that you cant even keep your head up and you rest it on your hand but youre so tired that you keep bobbing your head cause it feels so tired? no? yea well its not good. try it. hmmmm i think i need photoshop. yea, i think i do. ok well peace bby. im off to bed.

yooo.

sooo. two months have passed since ive been on here. i would say ive been busy but the thing is i wasnt. I was just lazy.
dskjfdsjk bcsd schools the same but guess what?!?!? its about to be over in 2 weeks! ahhh! how happy are you for me?!!
Very right? anyhoo im off to finish my homework, for i have a lot to do. hmmmm, isnt it humid today?

Oh shittt!

Yeah yeah i know i have blogged in awhile. Happy April fools and what not. Something happened today that shouldn't have happened! So i had plans to not go to school today and go to the mall instead and i did, i even took my bookbag and everything and told my dad who usually drives me to school, that i went early and took the bus because i had a big test (which i did). So yada yada yada. I got to the mall, buy shit and then my dad calls me around 1:30 and asks me where im at, and im like the mall, cause i have early dismissal 12:45, and he was like 'no where were you today since you clearly didn't go to school?' I was like 'what you talking about willis er i mean dad?'. turns out he went to school to ask how i was doing and to get my report card and they called me down which i didnt pop up cause guess where i was?!?!!?! At the mall. Damn! i panicked but then i slowly turned the blame from me to him and he was like 'well it is partially my fault since i havent been there for you lately' you know, parents. So he let me off the hook. And now im home wondering what punishment im going to get cause i did cut school. [=. Wish me luck my friend, wish me luck.

p.s. I'm in love with Target! they have everything!!!

Sausage wallet

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hello.
happy belated egg day! Appearantly everyone i know got easter baskets and candy and all that jazz but i didn't. Sine when did easter become some big commercial holiday?? I just finished signing up for the SAT's sooo much pressure. OMG every time i tell someone i want to major in photography they all give me the "ehhh" face. fuckkkk you! [= i will be successful and prove you all wrong! well i guess thats all for now. Oh wait!!! i love you.

loo-zaa!

Yesterday was actually fun! I was sick but i went to the mall with sandra and it was st pattys day! It was alll good. And fun especially when there were flying peanuts involved. Today i didn't go to school because i went to some trip and it was kinda sorta boring. But today went bad after school Whatever i don't care anymore. That asshole needs to get his shit straight. They're both fucking annoying! God if you guys go out then at least fuck like you're suppose to! Heres an idea for him: tie a leash around her neck and don't forget to walk her and don't forget to go through her phone. This WAS a great friendship that now is officially dead. fuck all this shit!!! its done!

Why hello there.

Boom! Bang! Zap! I seem to be quite hyper today even though i'm kinda sorta sick. gawd I'm dying. Oooohhh did you know that Chinese kids want to die for their country when they grow up?! Yea I was watching th BBC and thats what the Chinese said. AHH! tomorrows St. Patty's day! I must wear green tomorrow. I was suppose to watch Horton hears a who but someone didn't want to go because its palm sunday and she must must must obey her religon and buy a fancy palm to wave at the plastic jesus statue thingy at her church. Lol theres this old lady where i work and she was all like "Don't get drunk on monday!" I was all like Huh o_O? She told me this whole story about how kids used to get drunk in the good ol' days. The popes coming to yonkers. Yes sir. I have no idea why. I wouldn't be surprised if he died while driving his gold cart. The man is kinda old. Well thats is all i have to report for today. peace.




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I really feel like dancing.

liar!

Listen to me! How is it possible to waste your text messages if you said you got unlimited!? Learn how to use the fucking phone! God! dfhvhdvfkl fuck it. Moving on, i noticed I've laughed a lot lately. Thats good right?? hahahahahaha oh theres this certain person whos been fake lately. they're all cool and stuff out of school but in school they're faker than barbies vagina. loser. I'm reallllly sick right now. I think I'm going to die! (cue dramatic music; dun dun dun) Oh yea remember when i used to like draw pictures and stuff? Well thats dead. Now I"m going to put a random picture from my day. It could be anything from a camel toe to dog shit. And you're gonna love it. Heres the first one:



Her shoes are the sex.

She lost it!

Oh my god! i mean allah, oh my allah! She lost it! I can't believe she lost it. So sad. Damn i can't believe she lost her ipod. lol. It was her life and now its gone. I wonder if she can get her boyfriend to get her a new one cause you know hes rich and gets paid $16 an hour. Cause you know hes phil. Phils do that. Anyhoo my week so far sucked balls man! it just did! I come out of work at 5pm and i didnt get picked up until 6. One whole freaking hour in the rain and cold cause not even the store was open. What a bitch. Seriously. Ohhhh and a friend confessed to me a BIG secret thats like bigger than pamela andersons boobs. ehhh my eyes hurt sooo much. Oh yea im obsessed with 'Gene simmons family jewels' yup i love it. You should watch it. like now! go to your tv and swith to channel 46 AE and watch it. I have homework to do so im going to go finish it. Sorry if this was like ehhh im tired. Peace bay bay!!!


p.s. Kiss the lips between my hips<---haha micheles sexual appearantly.

I wanna see you shake.

Hello! I know i know i havent written in this for like a loooong time but yea. i just moved and i dont get the interweb connected until tomorrow so yea. Well so much has happened. first some kid got stabbed at school. wtf was that? fucking psycho running around campus. Oh yea i moved! did i say that already? but only one street over. lol. yessir. Guess what!!! brittni from texas is sooo cool i wanna tie her up to my bed post and rub her knee all night long. Yea well im kinda tired casue i just had to walk all the way from the square. Israel Mejia does not walk! lol. Im actually blogging right now because i was requested to. Guess some pepople do like this idk.

p.s. new drawings coming soon.

tacos tacos tacos!

I´m in mexico as we speak err read. yes sir. The plabe rie here was boring but whatever. i was in texas for four hours! by myself! Mexicos so cool. I´ve been here before but idk feels like it has changed. But i must say i do miss ny and strangely enough i miss my job. I only work there saturdays but still i´m used to it. Well i´m off to watch some mexican tv. Did you nkow that i am legend and juno just came out? weird. peaceeee!

be mine, valentine.

Happy valentine's day! The day where we all get a good fuck at night, and if we're lucky, a box of chocolates. Yea so i didn't go to school yesterday because of the snow storm and so instead i went to alfonsos with michele and reina. We had fun and learned A LOT about the nasty. Annnnd today i went to school and i got a rose delivered to me and i gave away roses and dafidils too. I recieved bad news today about a friend and i don't think i should share it. yea well i'm not going to school tomorrow i have a trip to chelsea in the city. so yup. That's it. ok peace out girl scouts.

idiot.

"youre fucking nasty!" That's all i heard all day. I kept telling everyone 'i got a mouthful of cunt juice and hair' and i loved the reactions i got. lol. sooo, hmmm it's been quite cold. It's actually snowing as we speak or read, idk. Yesterday sandra dragged me to central to go to barnes & noble to buy a book. We frooze our asses off. Well they were on us but frozen. poopy. Haha then we were in mcdonalds and i wrote the mouthful of yada yada yada and i didnt know a priest was behind us eating but luckily enough she hid the paper. I always thought that people who took pictures in a imac were idiots and stuff but i ended up taking some. ehhh i gave in to the coolness of the mac photobooth. theres this new girl at school and alredy a everybody knows her. I had the awkwardest encounter in my life with her. fuck escobar. fucking annoying. well i'm done. gonna go watch the tube.


ok ok this is the last time i will put a video but you should fucking watch this shit! so awesome!

you should watch this.

Yo yo yiggity yo

Ayooo! I know, i know. I haven't blogged in a week due to the fact that my computer wire connecty thingy got fried so all i have to do is get a new cable which idk when thats happening. So a lot has happened like just now my 'friend' spilled juice on my shirt! It wasn't much just a little but w/e, i guess we're losing that connection. Our friendship is like about to die! (cue dramatic music) Yea well all good things must come to an end. i guess. bummer. I'm gonna start promoting my other friends blog but i think its on myspace idk but i'll add a link in my blog soon when i finish the ad for it. Oh and that kid mario has an awesome youtube video about him which i think is quite funny so i'll ask to promote him cause he's super mario annnd he can block two bullets. True story. This girl in school, her names brenda, she smells really good and i mean REALLY good. I think shes the best smelling girl i've ever met. seriously. Well i'm done so i'll be back.!!! Ohhhhhh i can google my own blog! i added the link. go to the google search abr and type in "ikilledthepornstar" and my blog pops up1 how cool is that!?

poo-poo-palooza

Hello Jesus. i heart you. [=. I went to to work today and got paid! $$$. oh yea. This dog named crystal shitted like a lot! it was like a small nile river going on in her cage. When you're really really fat and your poop goes splat diarrhea, diarrhea! shittt i'm bored. I also went to see rosemarie and janelle at the hospital. We went to dunkin' donuts and the cashier guy was an asshole. We also laughed and laughed and laughed until we peed. lol jk jk. poo adios. this post was boring no?

P.s. no picture this time =[

Bang! you're dead

Mate! Chap! Idiot! I'm really really bored. I've gotten bored of text messages, IM's and myspace. All my contacts in my contacts list are boring. need new ones. The interwebs dead! dead i tell you dead!!! I took my english regents yesterday and today. I think i did really good yesterday today not so much. I'm obsessed with this aussie band called 'Operator please'. They're pretty good. so, here i am being bored and watching factory girl, interesting. I need a real life. Well im tired this was boring and i'm dead. adios señorita.




P.s. kill the boredom

"It's ok mister, we just saw cloverfield!"

Run for your lives!!! Yesterday was FUN! I went to the movies with kristal and sandra to watch cloverfield and it was FUN! We got there kinda late so first we went to get burger king and we snuck it into the theater and then my hands smelled like onions and cloverfield was an awesome movie. I was scared for the people in the movie. I was like "Ahhh! I'm scared!". Yes. Then we went out and all the stores were close because it was sunday so that was a killer but we ran all the way, well halfway, to stop & shop. And i think it was kristal who said that if someone asked us why we were running we would just answer "We just saw cloverfield!". lol. Oh yea and sandra pointed out that everything black resembled kristal. I stole (suprise there) some poptarts but we bought sushi, sandra lost her suhsi virginity with us. Oh yea. We were looking for porn mags but all we found was 'GQ' and 'Black Hair'. Yea well it was fun that's all there is to say. Oh i was kinda confused, what really did the monster look like? It looked to me like a cross between godzilla and a whale. idk.





P.s. The fat chick never gets camera time!

Awww sh*t

So i went to work today. It was fun but i was pooped (ha get it?!) after. I cleaned shit and fed dogs. I don't get along with this dog named Gremlin that bitch! No pun intended. I was there on a break so i wrote this, read it!: "Well here i am. Blogging. Im at work (feels good to say that) right now but i'm waiting for the vet dr guy to finish his xrays. Yep boring. The people here are nice. Theres missy the receptionist who has this soft voice but she nice. Then theres jenny or jen idr she makes funny voices. Then theres allison. Shes really cool. She has all these tattoos and stuff. The drs wife is pretty sarcastic. But its ok. I had to feed and clean all these dogs and cats and their cages. And now im just waiting to vacum. I notice they only call the doctor 'doc' just doc. Hmmm im thirsty. I punched in at 8am and dont get out until 5pm.Thats a lot of hours. Its not even 12:30!! Geez louise! Ehhh hes finished. I have to get back to work. Wish me luck" and last but not least im home. Funny right?! yea well im pooped. I'm off to bed!!!





P.s.Stay in school cause it's the best.

Free nose jobs for everyone!

Que pasa homie?! Whats crackalakin? Didn't write yesterday i was pretty tired. i say pretty too much. gotta stop. Yesterday was fun though. Zaynas so awesome and funny and awesome and stuff. Yep, shes awesome. Learned interesting stuff. Accoding to some one i'm a "talker". 'm going to throw a book at nours face next time. Give her a free nose job, never to late for a christmas present. Eat it. Escobar walked with me and sandra to commerce but then ran back to school. Can he do that? Yea well it was fun and today was fun but not that fun. Whats with the 'funs'? I was with janelle on part two of our mission to find the ghettohead/fake emo guy. We didnt find him but i did see him in the hallway today. I hope he falls flat on his face. oh jesus! i'm on a roll. I;m reading that book 'persepolis' it's so fucking good. Favorite book. You should call me, i'm bored. I gotta go to work tomorrow. Wonder how it'll go with the blond bimbo chick and french/gay pornstar guy? Well i'm off to bed, i have to wake up at 6. What a drag.





P.s.Complain about it and i'll kick your ass.

*cough cough*

Missed school today. I'm 'sick'. I took all these pills and now i don't feel so good. I think i had a mid term for forensics. Oh well. Hey guess what! i'm dropping out of school! Really? No. I wish, school is frustrating and boring, it's not for me. Good thing i'm moving! I'll finish high school somewhere else. It's pretty darn cold. All i did was read blogs and myspace when i should be in bed. Last night i saw 'The reaping' i don't know about you but i was scared. Come on who wants to kill a little girl on her period?! Anyone? One of my friends was telling me about how she got a job at some magazine and how she gets to go to concerts and photo shoots and stuff. Oh yea me and my friend were prank calling this kid in school but my other friend blew our spot. That hoe so much for fun. I tried to convince my friend to cut but shes a loser and didn't want to. I was thinking about zeric today, this friend, and how stupid he is but in a good way. fklasfg;dsnuq tired. Going to bed you jew!!!




P.s.She wants sex and Drugs

Run kids run!

Evacuate the premises bitches. We had another bomb threat thing at school. Sucked balls, we had to stand in the field in the freezing cold. I taught everyone i know about hand vagina's (see previous post). I had a lot of fun at school. I really needed that. One of my friends was getting hit on by this really old guy whith a crazy eye who calls her dark chocolate. It was pretty funny. Yea well this was a short post. hmmm i'm done.




P.s.Jesus loves you
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booterflee :)

Oh em gee! sorry i havent wrote in this for three days. I've been really busy. I just got back from job interview and it went good. Really good. It's at some vet office and if i do get i'll be working with these two people, a guy who looks like a killer/french gay pornstar and some hot blonde bimbo chick. My weekends been really good and i'm also really tired i have sooo much homework and shit. Friday me and my friend decided to walk from school and all of a sudden these two girls thought it would be okay to dance and shake their asses in front of us. It was pretty hilarious. My friends sick--oh no! I think i should run over to her house and take some chicken soup since phil isn't offering to. What do you think of a kid with a sprained ankle and a sick chick having sex would look like?! I wonder. Guess what? I can make a hand vagina!!! It's pretty easy, jut make sure a baby isn't born. Go HERE to see it. You wont be disappointed. I also went with some of my family to the billiards to learn how to play pool but it was so boring i almost died. Good thing i had my phone though, my dad got mad cause he was trying to teach me but all i did was text and talk on my phone until my battery died ]= I drew a cup of chicken soup for sandra since i can't physically give it to her but whatever. Well I'm off to do more homework. Bummer.





P.s. You should comment my blogs hoe. Thnx.

Emo gang banger

Uneventful was my day except for the fact that i walked to school in the rain but it all depends who you're with. You know what grinds my gears!? You see it everywhere. Ghetto heads trying to be "emo". Theres this kid in school who was like extremely ghetto before Christmas vacation and right when we came back he came with tight jeans and stripped shirt and with really bad fried hair. Get some fucking originality kid. Your 'My chemical romance' t-shirts and pity song lyrics won't make you what you're aiming to be. For all i care keep on dressing the way you want to dress but in the end we'll know who's fake and who's real. Same goes out to all the other kids who wear band t-shirts just because they claim it matches with their shoes or w/e. Moving on...today i felt like throwing my cell phone at some person at school, and theres this kid who walked around with a lilo & stitch hat. Uhhh does he seriously think thats funny or cool in any way. Grow the fuck up. And word to the wise, don't joke about your virginity its not funny. It will make people think bad of you. I'm done for now.



P.s. he really wants you now.

White jesus.

"Oh baby aren't you something!?". I woke up in the morning in the darkness of my room saying that out loud to no one. ubhevjk ehh it was an ok day today, just ok. I was pretty early to school. I was the first one there in forensics. We had to do this group thing sowe had t pick partners and stuff and there was this kid who was groupless o we asked him to join but then he got kicked out for lighting my teachers hair on fire. KIDDING im kidding, no he got kicked out because people started bitching about how we had four people and they had three. losers. My friend wanted me to be kinda sorta late in a way to school and i was like "no way jose!" and she said ok ok im sorry master. i went to the square with rosemarie and sandra and then me and sandra went back to school to get our working papers but noooo the fat nurse lady didn't want to give it to us. that hoe shes just mad cause she hasn't been laid in god knows how long. Then i got home and sleot (surprise there!) and i woke up cause my aunt called me and bribed me into going to take care of my cousins and she said she was going to give me money and when i got there she only gave me $5! wowza thats a lot! lol And now im back and about to eat so i'll holla tomorrow!






P.s. I hope phil falls on his ass and chokes on a doughnut. Sandra agrees.

Just lick it.

Ello there ere ere ere. Notice the echo. Yesterday i forgot to mention something funny, uhhh crap i forgot. Guess what?! "What!?!" I almost got killed today in the car by a bus! Fun way to start the day right? Oh yea i must confess that every time i watch the Soul Train i feel a little black inside, and my friend thinks shes a ninja every time she sees a kung fu movie. hahahehehoho. Today felt like a magical day lol. Lunch was really fun all we did was chillax. First zeric and mario talked about naming their wawas[penis] amd then they all tapped mario in the ass. Some secrets were revealed about my friend but she could care less. Then all i did was walk home and stuff haha then i was about to fall asleep but then somebody called me and we talked but i fell asleep on her two times. lol And we've been on the phone all day like right now we're talking about kicking it real good. Yea well i guess thats about it ya'll! Oh yea i love Kat Von D annnnd i was threatened to go to a party or else lol oh and i might get a job at a veterinarian office my interviews this saturday, shit i got so much going on this saturday. Its either the movies the party or the interview, but i'll do it all caue i'm rick james bitch!





P.s. Marios is a sexbot who wants rosemarie to lick him.

Couple of old hags

Hello everyone in the interweb! Guess what? I'm back for more. fo sho. My day was ehhh today. I woke up pretty damn late today at 12 pm. But i had the most weirdest dreams I've ever had in my entire life! But like most people who try to remember what they dreamt about, i only remember bits of it. Ha my first dream was about me being attacked by plastic ducks in the desert and the second one was about me swinging on a vine over some trailer house which had no roof and towards the end i was about to be killed by some cow. lol. And while i was dreaming i was also texting my friend sandra so i wrote random things like how the plastic ducks represented dildos. idk i was completely out of it. Eventually i woke up cause she called me. Then we made plans to meet each other by McDonalds but first i had to go to my uncles house so i went and then it was like a surprise arty for me cause when i entered they were like "Surprise we made you breakfast! Now eat!". and i was like "Great! Breakfast at 2:30in the afternoon", but i only ate a little bit. Then i came back home and called sandra exactly at 2:55 and all i did was hear her blow dry her hair for half an hour cause apparentlyyou need to blow dry your hair in levels. After level 56 was done we finally met up and went to shoprite to buy stuff. She made me carry her shit which i didn't appreciate. Then we walked back to McDonalds and sat cause she didn't want to get anything because some guy who goes to our school works there and he didn't want her thinking that she eats there a lot (which she does). So we sat there like a couple of old hags just talking and gossiping about stuff. Did you know that sharolaid killed ronald mcdonald because he took lafondas baby?! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh and yesterday i called sikandar who moved to texas and he told me about how big his new school is and how everyone is really really nice. That hoebag. He's always talking about the bible because hes paki and proud of it. He should get stoned to death.

Are you paying attention?

So my names Israel. 16 and Mexican. No i don't eat tacos all the time just cause I'm Mexican. Anyhoooo I just started this blog because i was tired of just ranting to my friend Sandra, she never listens to me because apparently her new phone is more interesting then me. What a hoe. Yea well I'll try to write here on a daily basis but who knows since I'm a very busy person with very important things to do. Not really, all i do is go to school, come back and sleep and then wake up at like 7 pm in the afternoon and then sleep at 4 am and go school again. Interesting life i live right?? I have some friends some i hate some i don't and I'm pretty hypocritical. I randomly make weird noises and i have over a billion fake laughs. I also tend to sing that song "Fcuk the Pain Away" out loud in class which no one likes. A;so people tend to tell me their secrets for fun i guess, don't worry i won't tell anyone. Yea well I'm done for today be sure to read my blog everyday ya dig home skillet. Sorry if this was boring in any way I'm just starting.



p.s. Jeffree Stars tacos appear to be burnt up.