poo-poo-palooza

Hello Jesus. i heart you. [=. I went to to work today and got paid! $$$. oh yea. This dog named crystal shitted like a lot! it was like a small nile river going on in her cage. When you're really really fat and your poop goes splat diarrhea, diarrhea! shittt i'm bored. I also went to see rosemarie and janelle at the hospital. We went to dunkin' donuts and the cashier guy was an asshole. We also laughed and laughed and laughed until we peed. lol jk jk. poo adios. this post was boring no?

P.s. no picture this time =[

Bang! you're dead

Mate! Chap! Idiot! I'm really really bored. I've gotten bored of text messages, IM's and myspace. All my contacts in my contacts list are boring. need new ones. The interwebs dead! dead i tell you dead!!! I took my english regents yesterday and today. I think i did really good yesterday today not so much. I'm obsessed with this aussie band called 'Operator please'. They're pretty good. so, here i am being bored and watching factory girl, interesting. I need a real life. Well im tired this was boring and i'm dead. adios señorita.




P.s. kill the boredom

"It's ok mister, we just saw cloverfield!"

Run for your lives!!! Yesterday was FUN! I went to the movies with kristal and sandra to watch cloverfield and it was FUN! We got there kinda late so first we went to get burger king and we snuck it into the theater and then my hands smelled like onions and cloverfield was an awesome movie. I was scared for the people in the movie. I was like "Ahhh! I'm scared!". Yes. Then we went out and all the stores were close because it was sunday so that was a killer but we ran all the way, well halfway, to stop & shop. And i think it was kristal who said that if someone asked us why we were running we would just answer "We just saw cloverfield!". lol. Oh yea and sandra pointed out that everything black resembled kristal. I stole (suprise there) some poptarts but we bought sushi, sandra lost her suhsi virginity with us. Oh yea. We were looking for porn mags but all we found was 'GQ' and 'Black Hair'. Yea well it was fun that's all there is to say. Oh i was kinda confused, what really did the monster look like? It looked to me like a cross between godzilla and a whale. idk.





P.s. The fat chick never gets camera time!

Awww sh*t

So i went to work today. It was fun but i was pooped (ha get it?!) after. I cleaned shit and fed dogs. I don't get along with this dog named Gremlin that bitch! No pun intended. I was there on a break so i wrote this, read it!: "Well here i am. Blogging. Im at work (feels good to say that) right now but i'm waiting for the vet dr guy to finish his xrays. Yep boring. The people here are nice. Theres missy the receptionist who has this soft voice but she nice. Then theres jenny or jen idr she makes funny voices. Then theres allison. Shes really cool. She has all these tattoos and stuff. The drs wife is pretty sarcastic. But its ok. I had to feed and clean all these dogs and cats and their cages. And now im just waiting to vacum. I notice they only call the doctor 'doc' just doc. Hmmm im thirsty. I punched in at 8am and dont get out until 5pm.Thats a lot of hours. Its not even 12:30!! Geez louise! Ehhh hes finished. I have to get back to work. Wish me luck" and last but not least im home. Funny right?! yea well im pooped. I'm off to bed!!!





P.s.Stay in school cause it's the best.

Free nose jobs for everyone!

Que pasa homie?! Whats crackalakin? Didn't write yesterday i was pretty tired. i say pretty too much. gotta stop. Yesterday was fun though. Zaynas so awesome and funny and awesome and stuff. Yep, shes awesome. Learned interesting stuff. Accoding to some one i'm a "talker". 'm going to throw a book at nours face next time. Give her a free nose job, never to late for a christmas present. Eat it. Escobar walked with me and sandra to commerce but then ran back to school. Can he do that? Yea well it was fun and today was fun but not that fun. Whats with the 'funs'? I was with janelle on part two of our mission to find the ghettohead/fake emo guy. We didnt find him but i did see him in the hallway today. I hope he falls flat on his face. oh jesus! i'm on a roll. I;m reading that book 'persepolis' it's so fucking good. Favorite book. You should call me, i'm bored. I gotta go to work tomorrow. Wonder how it'll go with the blond bimbo chick and french/gay pornstar guy? Well i'm off to bed, i have to wake up at 6. What a drag.





P.s.Complain about it and i'll kick your ass.

*cough cough*

Missed school today. I'm 'sick'. I took all these pills and now i don't feel so good. I think i had a mid term for forensics. Oh well. Hey guess what! i'm dropping out of school! Really? No. I wish, school is frustrating and boring, it's not for me. Good thing i'm moving! I'll finish high school somewhere else. It's pretty darn cold. All i did was read blogs and myspace when i should be in bed. Last night i saw 'The reaping' i don't know about you but i was scared. Come on who wants to kill a little girl on her period?! Anyone? One of my friends was telling me about how she got a job at some magazine and how she gets to go to concerts and photo shoots and stuff. Oh yea me and my friend were prank calling this kid in school but my other friend blew our spot. That hoe so much for fun. I tried to convince my friend to cut but shes a loser and didn't want to. I was thinking about zeric today, this friend, and how stupid he is but in a good way. fklasfg;dsnuq tired. Going to bed you jew!!!




P.s.She wants sex and Drugs

Run kids run!

Evacuate the premises bitches. We had another bomb threat thing at school. Sucked balls, we had to stand in the field in the freezing cold. I taught everyone i know about hand vagina's (see previous post). I had a lot of fun at school. I really needed that. One of my friends was getting hit on by this really old guy whith a crazy eye who calls her dark chocolate. It was pretty funny. Yea well this was a short post. hmmm i'm done.




P.s.Jesus loves you
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booterflee :)

Oh em gee! sorry i havent wrote in this for three days. I've been really busy. I just got back from job interview and it went good. Really good. It's at some vet office and if i do get i'll be working with these two people, a guy who looks like a killer/french gay pornstar and some hot blonde bimbo chick. My weekends been really good and i'm also really tired i have sooo much homework and shit. Friday me and my friend decided to walk from school and all of a sudden these two girls thought it would be okay to dance and shake their asses in front of us. It was pretty hilarious. My friends sick--oh no! I think i should run over to her house and take some chicken soup since phil isn't offering to. What do you think of a kid with a sprained ankle and a sick chick having sex would look like?! I wonder. Guess what? I can make a hand vagina!!! It's pretty easy, jut make sure a baby isn't born. Go HERE to see it. You wont be disappointed. I also went with some of my family to the billiards to learn how to play pool but it was so boring i almost died. Good thing i had my phone though, my dad got mad cause he was trying to teach me but all i did was text and talk on my phone until my battery died ]= I drew a cup of chicken soup for sandra since i can't physically give it to her but whatever. Well I'm off to do more homework. Bummer.





P.s. You should comment my blogs hoe. Thnx.

Emo gang banger

Uneventful was my day except for the fact that i walked to school in the rain but it all depends who you're with. You know what grinds my gears!? You see it everywhere. Ghetto heads trying to be "emo". Theres this kid in school who was like extremely ghetto before Christmas vacation and right when we came back he came with tight jeans and stripped shirt and with really bad fried hair. Get some fucking originality kid. Your 'My chemical romance' t-shirts and pity song lyrics won't make you what you're aiming to be. For all i care keep on dressing the way you want to dress but in the end we'll know who's fake and who's real. Same goes out to all the other kids who wear band t-shirts just because they claim it matches with their shoes or w/e. Moving on...today i felt like throwing my cell phone at some person at school, and theres this kid who walked around with a lilo & stitch hat. Uhhh does he seriously think thats funny or cool in any way. Grow the fuck up. And word to the wise, don't joke about your virginity its not funny. It will make people think bad of you. I'm done for now.



P.s. he really wants you now.

White jesus.

"Oh baby aren't you something!?". I woke up in the morning in the darkness of my room saying that out loud to no one. ubhevjk ehh it was an ok day today, just ok. I was pretty early to school. I was the first one there in forensics. We had to do this group thing sowe had t pick partners and stuff and there was this kid who was groupless o we asked him to join but then he got kicked out for lighting my teachers hair on fire. KIDDING im kidding, no he got kicked out because people started bitching about how we had four people and they had three. losers. My friend wanted me to be kinda sorta late in a way to school and i was like "no way jose!" and she said ok ok im sorry master. i went to the square with rosemarie and sandra and then me and sandra went back to school to get our working papers but noooo the fat nurse lady didn't want to give it to us. that hoe shes just mad cause she hasn't been laid in god knows how long. Then i got home and sleot (surprise there!) and i woke up cause my aunt called me and bribed me into going to take care of my cousins and she said she was going to give me money and when i got there she only gave me $5! wowza thats a lot! lol And now im back and about to eat so i'll holla tomorrow!






P.s. I hope phil falls on his ass and chokes on a doughnut. Sandra agrees.

Just lick it.

Ello there ere ere ere. Notice the echo. Yesterday i forgot to mention something funny, uhhh crap i forgot. Guess what?! "What!?!" I almost got killed today in the car by a bus! Fun way to start the day right? Oh yea i must confess that every time i watch the Soul Train i feel a little black inside, and my friend thinks shes a ninja every time she sees a kung fu movie. hahahehehoho. Today felt like a magical day lol. Lunch was really fun all we did was chillax. First zeric and mario talked about naming their wawas[penis] amd then they all tapped mario in the ass. Some secrets were revealed about my friend but she could care less. Then all i did was walk home and stuff haha then i was about to fall asleep but then somebody called me and we talked but i fell asleep on her two times. lol And we've been on the phone all day like right now we're talking about kicking it real good. Yea well i guess thats about it ya'll! Oh yea i love Kat Von D annnnd i was threatened to go to a party or else lol oh and i might get a job at a veterinarian office my interviews this saturday, shit i got so much going on this saturday. Its either the movies the party or the interview, but i'll do it all caue i'm rick james bitch!





P.s. Marios is a sexbot who wants rosemarie to lick him.

Couple of old hags

Hello everyone in the interweb! Guess what? I'm back for more. fo sho. My day was ehhh today. I woke up pretty damn late today at 12 pm. But i had the most weirdest dreams I've ever had in my entire life! But like most people who try to remember what they dreamt about, i only remember bits of it. Ha my first dream was about me being attacked by plastic ducks in the desert and the second one was about me swinging on a vine over some trailer house which had no roof and towards the end i was about to be killed by some cow. lol. And while i was dreaming i was also texting my friend sandra so i wrote random things like how the plastic ducks represented dildos. idk i was completely out of it. Eventually i woke up cause she called me. Then we made plans to meet each other by McDonalds but first i had to go to my uncles house so i went and then it was like a surprise arty for me cause when i entered they were like "Surprise we made you breakfast! Now eat!". and i was like "Great! Breakfast at 2:30in the afternoon", but i only ate a little bit. Then i came back home and called sandra exactly at 2:55 and all i did was hear her blow dry her hair for half an hour cause apparentlyyou need to blow dry your hair in levels. After level 56 was done we finally met up and went to shoprite to buy stuff. She made me carry her shit which i didn't appreciate. Then we walked back to McDonalds and sat cause she didn't want to get anything because some guy who goes to our school works there and he didn't want her thinking that she eats there a lot (which she does). So we sat there like a couple of old hags just talking and gossiping about stuff. Did you know that sharolaid killed ronald mcdonald because he took lafondas baby?! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh and yesterday i called sikandar who moved to texas and he told me about how big his new school is and how everyone is really really nice. That hoebag. He's always talking about the bible because hes paki and proud of it. He should get stoned to death.

Are you paying attention?

So my names Israel. 16 and Mexican. No i don't eat tacos all the time just cause I'm Mexican. Anyhoooo I just started this blog because i was tired of just ranting to my friend Sandra, she never listens to me because apparently her new phone is more interesting then me. What a hoe. Yea well I'll try to write here on a daily basis but who knows since I'm a very busy person with very important things to do. Not really, all i do is go to school, come back and sleep and then wake up at like 7 pm in the afternoon and then sleep at 4 am and go school again. Interesting life i live right?? I have some friends some i hate some i don't and I'm pretty hypocritical. I randomly make weird noises and i have over a billion fake laughs. I also tend to sing that song "Fcuk the Pain Away" out loud in class which no one likes. A;so people tend to tell me their secrets for fun i guess, don't worry i won't tell anyone. Yea well I'm done for today be sure to read my blog everyday ya dig home skillet. Sorry if this was boring in any way I'm just starting.



p.s. Jeffree Stars tacos appear to be burnt up.